Knickers.

Courtesy of Jean.
Temasek Polytechnic, school of Business.
Diploma in Retail Management.

I speak my own words like phases of the baked moon. I live my own life like thunders of the monstrous storms.


Thursday, March 19, 2009

Chuck Chucky away.

This is going to be lengthy. You have been warned.
(Read it!)


Jean says:
actually, since you have natural curls, you should keep your hair long
Jean says:
it would be nice
Jean says:
haha.

ain says:
i lazy lah long hair
ain says:
hot man
ain says:
i want bald ah
ain says:
so cooling

Jean says:
HAHA!
Jean says:
i can shave for you.

ain says:
nah, i would prefer a more professional shaver

Jean says:
there is not much of a difference, you know
Jean says:
haha.
Jean says:
all you need is a shaver

ain says:
ya, but they use a very special kind of shaver that no ordinary civillian can buy

Jean says:
really??
Jean says:
i use the traditional way then..

ain says:
which is?

Jean says:
using the razor blade!

ain says:
omg, no please no
ain says:
i have a fear of razor blades

Jean says:
you do?

ain says:
yes, i do
ain says:
i dont like

Jean says:
did your teddy bear slash itself with a blade?
Jean says:
such an emo bear.
Jean says:
haha.

ain says:
yes it did

Jean says:
sorry to bring that up.
Jean says:
haha.

ain says:
its ok, i have put the past behind me

Jean says:
aww..
Jean says:
how is your bear?

ain says:
its fine now, just paralysed from the slash
ain says:
yes, he slashed his wrist, and one of the important veins got cut off
ain says:
apparently the vein is the one that helps moves the arms
ain says:
sad and tragic isnt it

Jean says:
gee, that is sad to hear.
Jean says:
is your bear mentally stable now?
Jean says:
i would like to pay her a visit.

ain says:
i think so, but i sometimes hear her screaming painfully at occasions

Jean says:
it must have pain you to see her in such a state.

ain says:
it does hurt me, very much

Jean says:
don't cry, Ain, don't cry
Jean says:
haha.
Jean says:
at least your bear is strong enough to not attempt suicide

ain says:
i guess so, i think its thanks to my strong, encouraging words

Jean says:
you go girl
Jean says:
get her a boyfriend!

ain says:
i already did, i got her chucky doll
ain says:
and she loves him



Jean says:
it seems true, but then again, you may be pulling my leg
Jean says:
haha.
Jean says:
no lah, i won't get it anyway..
Jean says:
how you know?

` +. kHaI .+ -Unwanted Revival. says:
no leh
` +. kHaI .+ -Unwanted Revival. says:
i am at home
` +. kHaI .+ -Unwanted Revival. says:
who is pulling your leg
` +. kHaI .+ -Unwanted Revival. says:
not me
` +. kHaI .+ -Unwanted Revival. says:
must be chucky then
` +. kHaI .+ -Unwanted Revival. says:
heh




Bless me with a good night sleep.
Gutknights.

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